Teeny-Tiny Religious Figures


August 11, 2006



It's a tradition at our house. Anytime we take a trip to a foreign country (or Chris is sent by his employer), a tiny religious figure is to be brought back to add to my collection.

It's not a tradition, really. It's a rule.
 
 
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The Tiny Religious Figure Rule started on Chris' trip to Thailand. He asked what I wanted, and I had no idea what to request.

So I said (as you might have guessed), "Bring me back a tiny religious figure!". And he did. They are suprisingly readily-available and inexpensive!

This is a tiny Buddha. In Thailand, Buddha is skinny.

If I'm not mistaken, it is illegal to sell Buddha figures in Thailand. So Chris gave money to a street vendor, but we're supposed to bring this Buddha back someday. We're sort of renting it, I guess.
Next stop, India. (Another work trip, I didn't go. Good thing, too. Chris came back with a nasty intestinal virus.)

Ganesh, I believe, since he has multiple arms and an elephant's head.
Also from India...I think this is another Ganesh.

Note on the photography...first off, I don't know much about photography. But I do know that some of these religious icons wanted flash, and others didn't. Who am I to argue with a line-up like this?
Brazil. (I didn't go again. See a theme here?) There is a giant Jesus there atop Corcovado Mountain overlooking Rio. Here is a tiny copy of that sculpture.

But Chris brought back two of these. This little one...
...and this bigger one. Can you tell which one the dogs knocked off the shelf and played with?

Blasphemy.
When Chris went to Greece (yes, without me) he had a tough time finding just the right thing to fit within the guidelines of The Rule.

So, he brought me back a tiny Socrates.

Ehhh, not exactly a religious figure.
He really did try to get it right in Greece. This is a box with a painted depiction of Athena.
Notre Dame, from a trip I actually took, too!

If you look closely, you'll see that baby Jesus' head isn't quite right. That's because I BROKE HIS HEAD OFF DURING THIS PHOTO SHOOT. Without superglue, I had to balance it on there.

Me and the dogs are so going to burn in hell for destroying these holy figures.
The last of my collection (so far) is from The Vatican, where we actually went together.

Jesus is all shiny and gold and Italian-looking.
Okay, get the religious icons out of your head because I'm changing subjects.


In honor of the You Knit What?? site (they're closing down!), I bring you a bit of ugly knitting.

I have given the model the modesty of the "Cosmo Don't" face bar to protect her identity.

What would happen if you got this wet? Does anyone think this is a pretty suit? Why is she using her arms to cover up the hip area? Not particularly flattering, perhaps?

ugh.
Update on the steeking from Wednesday...so far so good. A sleeve has been steeked, and is not unraveling.

Mainly because I totally chickened-out and did the crocheted steek AS WELL AS two rows of machine steeking.

Everything's gonna be alright.



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