Jingles I Remember, Part II


July 26, 2006



The last post of jingles was really just the tip of the iceberg. Not all of the tv commercials I remember (read: haunt me) are songs...some are just spoken.

You may find this entertaining, but really, I'm sick. I use lines from commercials in conversation instead of normal English. Sick, sick.
 
 
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Move over bacon, now there's something leaner! Delicious Sizzle Lean!

I couldn't find a real picture for this one, so I'm using ordinary bacon. I have been known to say "Move over bacon!" when I want someone to scootch over. Something is wrong with me.
A Triscuit, a Triscuit! Delicous whole-wheat Triscuit!

woman's voice: Darling, these are marvelous!

They're mighty satisfying!
brother #1 What's this stuff?
brother #2 Some cereal, supposed to be good for you.
brother #1 Did you try it?
brother #2 I'm not going to try it, you try it!
brother #1 I'm not going to try it.
brother #2 Let's get Mikey! Yeah!
brother #1 He won't eat it, he hates everything.
brother #2 He likes it, hey Mikey!
Pretty sneaky, sis.

Connect Four. The vertical checkers game from Milton Bradley.
No one seems to remember this one except for me and my sisters. I think it's a guy dressed up as a pirate or something who says this.

Charleston Chewy's chewy louie!
But not too chewy.
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Do you remember the answer that the owl tells him??
Who wears short shorts?
We wear short shorts!
If you dare wear short shorts,
Nair for short shorts!
You sank my battleship!
This is one that Chris remembers, but I really don't.

Ready when you are,
And even you're not,
that's Betty Crocker ready to spread frosting!
Another of Chris' favorites, which he sings about every time he hears the word "hungry". He uses a deep lumberjack voice while singing it.

Hungry, Hungry Jack!
They gobble 'em up and the plate come back for Hungry Jack.
Violence!

How's about a nice Hawaiian Punch?
Sure!
POW!



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