Bring in 'Da Noise, Bring in 'Da FugAugust 16, 2006 I've had some fun bringing you ugly knitted items the last couple of posts in honor of the now defunct You Knit What?? site. Now I bring you a bonanza of fugly. Keep in mind that these are all modern patterns. It would have been easy to go back to the 1980s and find ugly knits, but I didn't have to. There are SO many pretty things to knit out there! Avoid these! If you're wondering about the strange title to this post...I like tap dancing. |
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I Am a Muppet, Part I I guess this one is Cookie Monster? |
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I gave you an ugly knit swimsuit in a previous post, but I've been thinking about this one since then. The top, while not super flattering, isn't terrible. It's the bottoms. She hasn't even jumped in the water and they are falling off. All scrunched up and falling right off her body. I think she's sort of holding them up in the back with that little wrap thing. |
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I Am a Muppet, Part II She can't seem to stop laughing at her muppetness. |
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Even though this looks like a senior picture from 1984, it's actually a pattern from 2005. |
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I Am a Muppet, Part III Would this be Grover? |
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It might look like chinchilla or rabbit or something, but it's all knitted. And yes, that's her hair sticking out of the top. Probably good for keeping your ears warm, tho. |
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"No, no. Don't call the waiter. That's just part of my sweater that fell off into your salad. Whoops...there's another bit in your martini. Silly me." |
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And for the mandatory doggie content... Here's Gus, looking all forlorn. He's on antibiotics (again) because he has a acne problem that went haywire. This time it's on his little face, and you can see that it's swollen. He had only taken his first dose about 2 hours before this shot was taken, so we're hoping that he feels better soon. Update...it's morning now, and Gus is looking much better. Still swollen, but about half the size. |
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My email - staci@verypink.com |
Chris' email - barkless3@yahoo.com |
